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| Session Start: Tuesday, 10 January 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ...acon... or something like that. (maid_in_taiwan@hotmail.com) |
| [Matty] (black_label_ffs@hotmail.com) |
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[11:42:15 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)
[11:42:18 PM] Crispy Bacon: hello..
[11:42:26 PM] [Matty]: why did you ban me from da
[11:42:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)
[11:42:36 PM] Crispy Bacon: as if i did
[11:42:46 PM] [Matty]: pfft
[11:42:48 PM] [Matty]: it says you did
[11:42:51 PM] Crispy Bacon: I'm not an admin
[11:43:02 PM] [Matty]: yes but you went and told an admin
[11:43:12 PM] Crispy Bacon: who cares - you broke the rules
[11:43:18 PM] Crispy Bacon: what, you want to have a cry about it
now?
[11:43:38 PM] [Matty]: haha your a little girl you get somebody banned
because they swore
[11:43:44 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)
[11:43:45 PM] [Matty]: how many people swear on da
[11:43:49 PM] Crispy Bacon: no im a man with a big fat cock
[11:43:50 PM] [Matty]: heaps
[11:43:57 PM] Kyle -- "aye esse like my pooch?" has been added to the
conversation.
[11:43:59 PM] Crispy Bacon: ah spectators
[11:44:07 PM] [Matty]: yeah a man that probly never had a girl touch
it before
[11:44:07 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)sif little girl
[11:44:12 PM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[11:44:18 PM] Crispy Bacon: why get a girl when i can do it best
myself?
[11:44:25 PM] [Matty]: what the fuccccck
[11:44:37 PM] [Matty]: obviosly your the biggest virgin ever
[11:44:39 PM] Crispy Bacon: Matty... thats a pretty gay name u no
[11:44:41 PM] Crispy Bacon: biggest?
[11:44:45 PM] Crispy Bacon: idk ive seen the biggest loser
[11:44:50 PM] Crispy Bacon: there was some guy called matt on it
[11:44:53 PM] Crispy Bacon: pro wrestler gone fat
[11:44:55 PM] [Matty]: it feels SO MUCH better if a girl is doing it
[11:44:56 PM] Crispy Bacon: total cock head
[11:44:57 PM] Crispy Bacon: probly you
[11:45:00 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... so much better?
[11:45:03 PM] Crispy Bacon: your just doign it wrong
[11:45:06 PM] Crispy Bacon: and plus thats nto your penis
[11:45:09 PM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[11:45:09 PM] Crispy Bacon: go find your cock
[11:45:12 PM] Crispy Bacon: sprout some ntus
[11:45:14 PM] Crispy Bacon: *nuts
[11:45:15 PM] [Matty]: haha im like the skinniest kid ever
[11:45:18 PM] [Matty]: haha i have them
[11:45:19 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... tahts not cool
[11:45:23 PM] [Matty]: and yes girls have touched them
[11:45:24 PM] Crispy Bacon: skinniest == shit
[11:45:28 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... wow big man
[11:45:30 PM] Crispy Bacon: were they fat?
[11:45:34 PM] [Matty]: your the ugliest kid ever
[11:45:41 PM] Crispy Bacon: or was it your mum lifting ur little wang
to try and powder your bum bum
[11:45:45 PM] [Matty]: ill show a pic of her
[11:45:49 PM] Crispy Bacon: LLOL
[11:45:51 PM] Crispy Bacon: i dont care
[11:45:56 PM] Crispy Bacon: ps. Jayde says your a cunt and ugly
[11:45:58 PM] Crispy Bacon: very ugly
[11:46:03 PM] Crispy Bacon: apparently your covered with freckles
[11:46:08 PM] Crispy Bacon: ive heard all about how gay you are
[11:46:11 PM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[11:46:12 PM] Crispy Bacon: what are you, a ranger?
[11:46:16 PM] Crispy Bacon: mr oranguatang
[11:46:17 PM] [Matty]: haha if im ugly what are you then
[11:46:17 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:46:28 PM] Crispy Bacon: um i'd be me
[11:46:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: fat, but not ugly
[11:46:36 PM] Crispy Bacon: sif freckles
[11:46:45 PM] Crispy Bacon: or maybe theyre just shit stains
[11:46:49 PM] Crispy Bacon: we know your into skat
[11:46:54 PM] [Matty]: haha jayde has them tooooo lots of themm havnt
u seen the right pics of her
[11:46:54 PM] Crispy Bacon: [link]
[11:46:57 PM] Kyle -- "aye: ahaha
[11:47:02 PM] Crispy Bacon: Ive seen her in person
[11:47:02 PM] [Matty]: what the fuck is skat
[11:47:08 PM] Crispy Bacon: she honestly doesnt have much freckles.
[11:47:12 PM] [Matty]: wows so have I
[11:47:18 PM] Crispy Bacon: wow but she thinks your gay
[11:47:20 PM] Crispy Bacon: you are too
[11:47:23 PM] [Matty]: not exactly an achenivment
[11:47:23 PM] Crispy Bacon: [link]
[11:47:26 PM] Crispy Bacon: [link]
[11:47:30 PM] Crispy Bacon: finding your penis is
[11:47:32 PM] Crispy Bacon: ive found mine
[11:47:35 PM] Crispy Bacon: have u found yours yet?
[11:47:38 PM] Crispy Bacon: ! U HAVNT!?
[11:47:39 PM] Crispy Bacon: omg noob
[11:47:40 PM] [Matty]: haha i have found mine its been used
[11:47:44 PM] Crispy Bacon: ew...
[11:47:46 PM] [Matty]: bahaha you called me a noob
[11:47:47 PM] Crispy Bacon: sloppy second
[11:47:51 PM] Crispy Bacon: not that the first was anygood.
[11:47:51 PM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[11:47:59 PM] Crispy Bacon: im sure the first was shithouse too
[11:48:05 PM] [Matty]: ohh my your a little computer geek
[11:48:09 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... sure am
[11:48:11 PM] Crispy Bacon: hence you are a noob
[11:48:16 PM] Crispy Bacon: and i am 3r337
[11:48:25 PM] [Matty]: bahaha at what computers
[11:48:29 PM] Crispy Bacon: at life
[11:48:31 PM] Crispy Bacon: i have friends
[11:48:33 PM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[11:48:48 PM] Crispy Bacon: god im sick of waiting for his measley
responses
[11:48:51 PM] Crispy Bacon: how slow a typer is he hey
[11:48:52 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:48:52 PM] [Matty]: haha nah i dont have any none im all alone in
those big world
[11:49:01 PM] [Matty]: maybe you spend to long on ur pc
[11:49:01 PM] Crispy Bacon: You sure are
[11:49:06 PM] Crispy Bacon: Sure do
[11:49:08 PM] Crispy Bacon: but i pwn
[11:49:13 PM] [Matty]: ewww
[11:49:15 PM] Crispy Bacon: Porn isnt the work of the devil
[11:49:17 PM] Crispy Bacon: your face is
[11:49:17 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:49:27 PM] [Matty]: haha then why dont u have close ups of ur face
[11:49:28 PM] Crispy Bacon: example of me pwning right there ^
[11:49:30 PM] [Matty]: what do you have to hide
[11:49:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: i do too.
[11:49:36 PM] [Matty]: where
[11:49:38 PM] Crispy Bacon: theres one on deviant art you noob
[11:49:39 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[11:49:42 PM] Crispy Bacon: wait.. whats deviant art
[11:49:46 PM] Crispy Bacon: the site i got u banned from!?
[11:49:47 PM] Crispy Bacon: !
[11:49:53 PM] [Matty]: haha your art is SO fucking shit
[11:49:58 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... o rly.
[11:50:00 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[11:50:01 PM] [Matty]: yeah
[11:50:10 PM] [Matty]: its pathetic weird snap shots of ur retarded
feet
[11:50:13 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[11:50:14 PM] [Matty]: big knife
[11:50:15 PM] Kyle -- "aye: hahah
[11:50:15 PM] Crispy Bacon: thats one foto
[11:50:17 PM] [Matty]: yays
[11:50:19 PM] Crispy Bacon: YEAH BIG KNIFE!
[11:50:20 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:50:25 PM] [Matty]: haha
[11:50:26 PM] Crispy Bacon: THAT KNIFE PWNS
[11:50:28 PM] Crispy Bacon: michette ftw
[11:50:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... actually its a plastic pirate knife
[11:50:34 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:50:38 PM] Crispy Bacon: seen my other fotos?
[11:50:43 PM] Crispy Bacon: let me get an example.
[11:50:49 PM] [Matty]: sure why not
[11:50:59 PM] Crispy Bacon: make sure u go there too kyle to see teh
pwnage
[11:51:12 PM] Crispy Bacon: tho this noob will say 'you got that from
a post card' cos he's gay
[11:51:24 PM] [Matty]: haha whatt
[11:51:34 PM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[11:52:03 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:52:04 PM] [Matty]: come on lets see the picture already
[11:52:04 PM] Crispy Bacon: pwnt
[11:52:24 PM] [Matty]: i crnt even see you
[11:52:24 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:52:24 PM] Crispy Bacon: pwnt
[11:52:36 PM] Crispy Bacon: im showing my art that pwns yours
[11:52:38 PM] Crispy Bacon: you twat
[11:52:40 PM] [Matty]: that isnt a picute of you
[11:52:46 PM] [Matty]: and you only got like 1 fav for it
[11:52:46 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)u said my art sucks
[11:52:50 PM] [Matty]: it does
[11:52:59 PM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)its called i dont use deviant art
[11:53:02 PM] Crispy Bacon: cos its for faggots
[11:53:27 PM] [Matty]: its called your not even good
[11:53:29 PM] [Matty]: so you dont use it
[11:53:30 PM] Crispy Bacon: heres another foto that pwns yours
[11:53:31 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:53:39 PM] Crispy Bacon: and another
[11:53:39 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:53:44 PM] [Matty]: pfft can you get the whole to favs now
[11:53:48 PM] Crispy Bacon: and another
[11:53:48 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:53:58 PM] Crispy Bacon: and another
[11:53:59 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[link]
[11:54:04 PM] [Matty]: they are all shit
[11:54:07 PM] [Matty]: like 3 comments if your lucky
[11:54:09 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[11:54:10 PM] [Matty]: wowzahs
[11:54:12 PM] Crispy Bacon: oi kyle
[11:54:18 PM] Kyle -- "aye: ya
[11:54:20 PM] [Matty]: [link]
[11:54:26 PM] Crispy Bacon: lol here we go
[11:54:42 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[11:54:46 PM] Crispy Bacon: seriously you cant take fotos
[11:54:51 PM] [Matty]: look at how many comments favs and views that
has
[11:54:59 PM] [Matty]: haha its been pefectly captured
[11:55:04 PM] Crispy Bacon: Nope
[11:55:06 PM] [Matty]: perfect timing
[11:55:06 PM] Crispy Bacon: photoshopped
[11:55:13 PM] Crispy Bacon: you can tell by the streak lines
[11:55:14 PM] [Matty]: he is out the height of his trick
[11:55:24 PM] Crispy Bacon: well guess what
[11:55:28 PM] [Matty]: yeah i tried to edit out an ugly ranga kid that
ruined it
[11:55:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: uhuh.
[11:55:37 PM] Crispy Bacon: well your art is cra
[11:55:37 PM] Crispy Bacon: p
[11:55:45 PM] [Matty]: but it still has more favs and comments then
yours so i must be doing something right
[11:55:47 PM] [Matty]: unlike you
[11:56:05 PM] Crispy Bacon: yeah..
[11:56:07 PM] Crispy Bacon: u sure are
[11:56:13 PM] Crispy Bacon: your commenting positively on other
peoples work
[11:56:17 PM] Crispy Bacon: i make critical comments so they learn
[11:56:19 PM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[11:56:21 PM] Crispy Bacon: so they dont look at my page
[11:56:24 PM] Crispy Bacon: i dont throw in shameless plugs
[11:56:29 PM] Crispy Bacon: oh kyle lets see this kids foto
[11:56:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: [link]
[11:56:53 PM] Crispy Bacon: [link]
[11:56:56 PM] Crispy Bacon: thats mine.
[11:56:58 PM] Crispy Bacon: the last one
[11:57:02 PM] Crispy Bacon: which is a better foto.. hmm
[11:57:10 PM] Kyle -- "aye: hold up
[11:57:11 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:57:13 PM] [Matty]: haha thats because its a fucking place to take
the pic
[11:57:23 PM] [Matty]: mine is taking a perfect pic while he is in
motion
[11:57:28 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... perfect my ass
[11:57:32 PM] Crispy Bacon: its called fast shutter speed
[11:57:32 PM] [Matty]: thats a whole lot harder then just taking a
pic
[11:57:38 PM] Crispy Bacon: Sif taking a pic
[11:57:45 PM] Crispy Bacon: yours is a snap shot
[11:57:47 PM] Crispy Bacon: mine is art
[11:57:47 PM] Kyle -- "aye: [link]
pwns
[11:57:51 PM] Kyle -- "aye: yes
[11:57:54 PM] [Matty]: haha its just a place
[11:57:56 PM] Crispy Bacon: indeed mine does pwn
[11:58:00 PM] Kyle -- "aye: yerp
[11:58:00 PM] Crispy Bacon: a place..
[11:58:03 PM] Crispy Bacon: yours is just some fugly kid
[11:58:15 PM] [Matty]: haha fugly kid
[11:58:20 PM] [Matty]: man do you know the fcuk that is
[11:58:24 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... do i care?
[11:58:32 PM] Crispy Bacon: hayden wolfgrem is hotter
[11:58:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: ROFL
[11:58:34 PM] [Matty]: its like a perth skater that is in like one of
the biggest gangs in perth
[11:58:40 PM] Crispy Bacon: LOL GANG
[11:58:43 PM] Crispy Bacon: im in a bigger one..
[11:58:45 PM] Crispy Bacon: n4.
[11:58:46 PM] Crispy Bacon: ROFL
[11:58:51 PM] [Matty]: i bet its online
[11:58:52 PM] Kyle -- "aye: LOL
[11:58:56 PM] [Matty]: and has like 1000 geeks
[11:58:58 PM] Crispy Bacon: duh
[11:59:00 PM] Crispy Bacon: thats the point
[11:59:00 PM] [Matty]: hiding away at there pc
[11:59:01 PM] Crispy Bacon: moron
[11:59:02 PM] [Matty]: playing
[11:59:04 PM] Crispy Bacon: ... DUH
[11:59:05 PM] [Matty]: cs
[11:59:07 PM] [Matty]: is it
[11:59:08 PM] Crispy Bacon: ew no
[11:59:09 PM] Crispy Bacon: not cs
[11:59:10 PM] Crispy Bacon:
[11:59:13 PM] [Matty]: what game
[11:59:16 PM] Crispy Bacon: no games
[11:59:17 PM] Crispy Bacon: we just pwn
[11:59:20 PM] Crispy Bacon: actually its a joke
[11:59:23 PM] Crispy Bacon: hence kykes lol.
[11:59:32 PM] Crispy Bacon: and actually it just has 3 members rofl
[11:59:33 PM] Crispy Bacon: (H)
[12:00:09 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:00:10 AM] Kyle -- "aye: yerp
[12:00:13 AM] [Matty]: : yous are so weird i haves to go now
[12:00:17 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[link] << even
that has better timing than your fotos..
[12:00:18 AM] Crispy Bacon: lol
[12:00:18 AM] Crispy Bacon: sif
[12:00:22 AM] [Matty]: one day someone will touch you
[12:00:24 AM] Crispy Bacon: go look up skat
[12:00:24 AM] Crispy Bacon: ...
[12:00:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: ive been touched
[12:00:28 AM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[12:00:29 AM] Crispy Bacon: many times
[12:00:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: once when i was 5.
[12:00:33 AM] [Matty]: by yourself
[12:00:34 AM] Kyle -- "aye: touched by an angel
[12:00:34 AM] Crispy Bacon: by a 5 yearold
[12:00:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: then by myself
[12:00:40 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... then by an angel
[12:00:42 AM] Crispy Bacon: mostly myself.
[12:00:43 AM] [Matty]: when you where 5
[12:00:43 AM] Kyle -- "aye: ahah
[12:00:46 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah when i was 5.
[12:00:47 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:00:49 AM] [Matty]: i dont think that counts
[12:00:51 AM] Crispy Bacon: i was a pimp (H)
[12:00:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: omg yeah it does.
[12:00:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: she put it in her mouth and everything
[12:01:01 AM] Crispy Bacon: i got hard and i came
[12:01:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: it was your mum
[12:01:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: she said my cock was the biggest she'd
seen
[12:01:11 AM] Crispy Bacon: and even now it still pwns yours
[12:01:13 AM] Crispy Bacon: and i was 5
[12:01:16 AM] Crispy Bacon: she loved it
[12:01:20 AM] [Matty]: haha thats how low you are, you try to insult
my mum
[12:01:20 AM] Crispy Bacon: i did her like your daddy cant
[12:01:23 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos your daddy is weak
[12:01:26 AM] Crispy Bacon: oh but im pwning you
[12:01:27 AM] Kyle -- "aye: ahahaha
[12:01:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: end of story
[12:01:35 AM] Crispy Bacon: remember your into skat porn
[12:01:39 AM] Crispy Bacon: u wanna no wat skat porn is?
[12:01:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: go look at tub girl
[12:01:47 AM] Crispy Bacon: heh]]]
[12:01:51 AM] [Matty]: haha he is like HUGE you woldnt even say that
to his face
[12:01:56 AM] Crispy Bacon: ^o)
[12:01:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: omg
[12:01:59 AM] [Matty]: nah i dont look at porn
[12:02:02 AM] [Matty]: i dont need it
[12:02:02 AM] Crispy Bacon: ew HUGE
[12:02:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: lol!
[12:02:05 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah uve got ur dad
[12:02:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: and how HUGE
[12:02:09 AM] Crispy Bacon: he is
[12:02:09 AM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[12:02:10 AM] [Matty]: i see pussy in real life
[12:02:13 AM] [Matty]: unlike you
[12:02:17 AM] [Matty]: you will die a virgin
[12:02:18 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... webcams arent real life dude
[12:02:20 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[12:02:22 AM] Crispy Bacon: im not a virgin
[12:02:24 AM] [Matty]: unless u pay a slut
[12:02:27 AM] Crispy Bacon: i did your mum when i was 5 remember
[12:02:28 AM] [Matty]: did u fuck ur dog
[12:02:29 AM] Crispy Bacon: oh wait...
[12:02:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: slut?
[12:02:35 AM] Crispy Bacon: your mum doesnt count
[12:02:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: !
[12:02:44 AM] [Matty]: haha yeah she sure dosnt
[12:03:00 AM] [Matty]: weirdest kids ever.
[12:03:02 AM] Crispy Bacon: your not a virgin tho
[12:03:06 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos your dad did u rite?
[12:03:09 AM] Crispy Bacon: he beat u as a child?
[12:03:10 AM] Kyle -- "aye: dog,
[12:03:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: he took your virginity?
[12:03:20 AM] [Matty]: haha
[12:03:20 AM] Crispy Bacon: thats why you losing deviant art cut you
deep inside
[12:03:23 AM] Crispy Bacon: CUT YOU SOOO BAD
[12:03:24 AM] [Matty]: FUCK YOU NEED LIFES
[12:03:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... lives.
[12:03:31 AM] [Matty]: YES
[12:03:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: liVes
[12:03:34 AM] [Matty]: WEIRD CUNTS/
[12:03:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: ?
[12:03:38 AM] Crispy Bacon: wow
[12:03:44 AM] Crispy Bacon: funny you got caleld a cunt by a girl not
me
[12:03:47 AM] Crispy Bacon: actually 3 girls i know
[12:03:50 AM] Crispy Bacon: she wanted me to get you band
[12:03:52 AM] Crispy Bacon: she hates
[12:03:52 AM] [Matty]: 3 girls
[12:03:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: you
[12:03:55 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah 3 girls
[12:03:55 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:03:57 AM] Crispy Bacon: more than you know
[12:04:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: excluding your mum
[12:04:01 AM] [Matty]: haha who then
[12:04:05 AM] [Matty]: say there names
[12:04:05 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos she's 20 girls right there
[12:04:18 AM] [Matty]: haha i bet they are pc girls
[12:04:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: sif i dont need to Jayde and her other
friends on deviant art
[12:04:30 AM] Crispy Bacon: sif pc girls.
[12:04:31 AM] [Matty]: do i even no the girls
[12:04:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: probly not
[12:04:36 AM] [Matty]: nah probly not
[12:04:37 AM] Crispy Bacon: but they hate u
[12:04:41 AM] [Matty]: ohh wows
[12:04:41 AM] Crispy Bacon: stop using that smiley
[12:04:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: it means u want sex
[12:04:45 AM] Crispy Bacon: cock face
[12:04:46 AM] Crispy Bacon: im not gay
[12:04:49 AM] Crispy Bacon: cock sucker
[12:04:50 AM] Crispy Bacon: wanker
[12:04:52 AM] [Matty]: girls i dont know hate me wows
[12:04:55 AM] [Matty]: reall deep
[12:04:57 AM] [Matty]: im so cut up
[12:05:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah u are
[12:05:03 AM] [Matty]: for sure
[12:05:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: lets eat him./
[12:05:06 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:05:06 AM] Crispy Bacon: go peek thru the glory hole at your stupid
school
[12:05:08 AM] Crispy Bacon: in the toilets
[12:05:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: u LOVE the peepshows
[12:05:16 AM] Crispy Bacon: your into watersports to hey.
[12:05:16 AM] [Matty]: bahaha
[12:05:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: you love the water sports
[12:05:26 AM] [Matty]: i probly go to a much better school then you
[12:05:26 AM] Kyle -- "aye: hahaha
[12:05:29 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... sif
[12:05:33 AM] Crispy Bacon: which school?
[12:05:37 AM] [Matty]: not some gay ass public school
[12:05:39 AM] Crispy Bacon: mod? drug capital of the world?
[12:05:41 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... public?
[12:05:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL!!!
[12:05:45 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:05:49 AM] Crispy Bacon: he sounds like he's from acquinas..
[12:05:50 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:05:52 AM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[12:05:55 AM] Crispy Bacon: or shuld i say aquire- ass
[12:05:58 AM] Kyle -- "aye: ahaha
[12:05:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: he loves to aquire ass
[12:06:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: he craves it
[12:06:00 AM] [Matty]: mandurah catholic college best and most
expensive school in mandurah
[12:06:02 AM] Kyle -- "aye: rofl
[12:06:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: he wants ass
[12:06:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: ROFL MANDURAH
[12:06:10 AM] Crispy Bacon: u mean granny-ville?
[12:06:13 AM] Kyle -- "aye: how many schools are there in mandurah
[12:06:14 AM] Kyle -- "aye: like 1
[12:06:16 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:06:17 AM] [Matty]: you want each others ass's
[12:06:17 AM] Crispy Bacon: do you live in a caravan?
[12:06:18 AM] [Matty]: like 10
[12:06:21 AM] [Matty]: high schools
[12:06:22 AM] Crispy Bacon: WOW 10!?
[12:06:24 AM] Crispy Bacon: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:06:29 AM] Kyle -- "aye: oh my GOD
[12:06:31 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:06:32 AM] [Matty]: where do you live
[12:06:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: i can name 6 in my poor ass suburb.
[12:06:38 AM] Crispy Bacon: im not telling u
[12:06:41 AM] [Matty]: poor ass suburb
[12:06:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: i wanna keep my anal virginity
[12:06:45 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah poor ass suburb
[12:06:46 AM] Kyle -- "aye: ahaha
[12:06:49 AM] Crispy Bacon: better than granny ville..
[12:06:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: do you live in a caravan?
[12:06:57 AM] [Matty]: haha fucck i dont associate with broke bitches
[12:06:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: ! YOU DO!?
[12:07:00 AM] [Matty]: im better then that
[12:07:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[12:07:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: you are a cunt
[12:07:10 AM] Crispy Bacon: you love money not people
[12:07:11 AM] [Matty]: tralier trash fucks
[12:07:14 AM] Crispy Bacon: === you'll die alone
[12:07:15 AM] [Matty]: yeaah man
[12:07:18 AM] Crispy Bacon: trailer trash?
[12:07:23 AM] Crispy Bacon: as if.
[12:07:27 AM] Crispy Bacon: i just called u trailer trash
[12:07:31 AM] Crispy Bacon: fucking caravan park kid
[12:07:32 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:07:38 AM] Crispy Bacon: do you like the fun activities they have?
[12:07:41 AM] Crispy Bacon: like suck the grannies toes?
[12:07:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: you LOVE TO DO TAT
[12:07:45 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:07:48 AM] Crispy Bacon: but grandads are your specialty
[12:07:49 AM] Crispy Bacon: hey
[12:07:57 AM] Crispy Bacon: i bet you think your grandad is HUGE like
your dad hey
[12:07:57 AM] [Matty]: haha i got the best school in mandy do you
think i live in a crappy house
[12:08:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: ...
[12:08:05 AM] Crispy Bacon: no
[12:08:06 AM] [Matty]: FUCKING CUNT HE IS FUCKING DEAD
[12:08:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: no i dont
[12:08:09 AM] [Matty]: YOU MOTHER FUCKER
[12:08:10 AM] [Matty]: cuNT
[12:08:11 AM] Crispy Bacon: who cares?
[12:08:14 AM] Crispy Bacon: mine is dead too
[12:08:17 AM] [Matty]: IFUCKING CAReE
[12:08:18 AM] [Matty]: CUIntgTgf
[12:08:20 AM] Crispy Bacon: i dont think u live in a house
[12:08:22 AM] [Matty]: g' im gonan fucking kill ytou
[12:08:24 AM] Crispy Bacon: i think you live in a caravan
[12:08:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: DEATH THREATS
[12:08:34 AM] Crispy Bacon: but then thered be more dead people
[12:08:34 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:08:37 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:08:39 AM] Crispy Bacon: like ur grandad
[12:08:42 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... wait he's dead hey
[12:08:46 AM] [Matty]: yeah he is
[12:08:51 AM] Crispy Bacon: did he see your tiny wang and die off
shame?
[12:08:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: i bet he did
[12:08:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: i bet his shrivelled balls were bigger
than yours
[12:09:00 AM] [Matty]: YOU FUCKING CUNT
[12:09:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: WOW im not a virgin
[12:09:09 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos im fucking cunt
[12:09:10 AM] [Matty]: you dont have respect for anything
[12:09:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: (Y) GO ME!
[12:09:15 AM] Crispy Bacon: sif i respect myself
[12:09:19 AM] Crispy Bacon: and decent people
[12:09:20 AM] [Matty]: haha
[12:09:23 AM] [Matty]: no girls respect you
[12:09:25 AM] Crispy Bacon: sif
[12:09:26 AM] [Matty]: or even look at you
[12:09:28 AM] [Matty]: its okay
[12:09:29 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[12:09:32 AM] [Matty]: xd
[12:09:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: or even look at me?
[12:09:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah.. they look thru me
[12:09:43 AM] [Matty]: like you dont exissit
[12:09:54 AM] Crispy Bacon: better to not have sex than to have sex
with girls who imagine some1 else
[12:09:58 AM] Crispy Bacon: thats why they get u to wear hats
[12:10:02 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:10:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos they have cutouts of other people on
the hats
[12:10:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: they think of some1 cool
[12:10:13 AM] [Matty]: wtf
[12:10:14 AM] Crispy Bacon: like kyle ... cough
[12:10:15 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:10:19 AM] Crispy Bacon: wtf?
[12:10:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: lol
[12:10:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: at least i dont rate myself on my female
conquests
[12:10:30 AM] Crispy Bacon: thats all uve got
[12:10:31 AM] [Matty]: you crnt comment on stuff like that if u have
never even fucked a girl
[12:10:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos ur grandad is dead
[12:10:40 AM] [Matty]: CUNT
[12:10:44 AM] Crispy Bacon: !
[12:10:44 AM] [Matty]: where the fuck do you live again
[12:10:45 AM] [Matty]: jayde told me
[12:10:47 AM] Crispy Bacon: wow.. wait.
[12:10:48 AM] [Matty]: let me remember
[12:10:51 AM] Crispy Bacon: CUNT..
[12:10:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: that was..
[12:10:54 AM] Crispy Bacon: the word.
[12:10:55 AM] Crispy Bacon: that..
[12:10:56 AM] [Matty]: mellville isnt it
[12:10:57 AM] Crispy Bacon: GOT YOU BANNED!
[12:11:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL MELLVILLE
[12:11:00 AM] [Matty]: so trashy
[12:11:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: NO
[12:11:01 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:11:04 AM] Crispy Bacon: miles away from mellville
[12:11:05 AM] [Matty]: so fucked up place like that
[12:11:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: other side of perth :S
[12:11:14 AM] [Matty]: trashy dodgy town
[12:11:19 AM] Crispy Bacon: im on the otehr side of town
[12:11:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: its ok
[12:11:24 AM] Crispy Bacon: your mind is broken
[12:11:27 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos your grandad is dead
[12:11:29 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:11:31 AM] Crispy Bacon: fuck off kid
[12:11:31 AM] Kyle -- "aye: (8)melville mazdaaaaaa(8)
[12:11:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: ive had enuf
[12:11:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL
[12:11:39 AM] Crispy Bacon: your not even worth it anymore
[12:11:42 AM] Crispy Bacon: it was fun while it lasted
[12:11:48 AM] Crispy Bacon: thanks for the time and the argument

[12:11:54 AM] Crispy Bacon: but you suck
[12:11:57 AM] [Matty]: haha your so fucked.
[12:11:59 AM] Crispy Bacon: OH NO MY DEVIANT ART
[12:12:02 AM] Crispy Bacon: MY LIFE IS RUINED
[12:12:04 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:12:06 AM] Crispy Bacon: at least i dont cry over deviant art.
[12:12:10 AM] Crispy Bacon: what do u do
[12:12:16 AM] [Matty]: haha your the one that cried in the first
pllace
[12:12:18 AM] [Matty]: admin admin
[12:12:19 AM] Crispy Bacon: look up "nude girls" in the search
directory?
[12:12:20 AM] [Matty]: they said cunt
[12:12:25 AM] Crispy Bacon: i didnt cry?
[12:12:35 AM] [Matty]: nah you do remember your the one that looks at
porn
[12:12:40 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... sure do
[12:12:43 AM] Crispy Bacon: its good shit
[12:12:43 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:12:43 AM] [Matty]: raah
[12:12:45 AM] [Matty]: okay
[12:12:46 AM] Crispy Bacon: at least i dont lie?
[12:12:47 AM] [Matty]: deffinetly going now
[12:12:52 AM] Crispy Bacon: okay mr no grandpa
[12:12:53 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:12:57 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos he's DEAD
[12:12:59 AM] Crispy Bacon: fucking noob
[12:13:00 AM] [Matty]: get a life fuck
[12:13:03 AM] Crispy Bacon: fuck with me and u will die
[12:13:04 AM] Crispy Bacon: mentally
[12:13:08 AM] Crispy Bacon: get a life?
[12:13:10 AM] Crispy Bacon: thats not very nice
[12:13:12 AM] [Matty]: ohh wows
[12:13:13 AM] Crispy Bacon: ur grandad is dead
[12:13:15 AM] Crispy Bacon: he cant get a life
[12:13:16 AM] [Matty]: im so fucking scared of youu
[12:13:17 AM] Crispy Bacon: :S
[12:13:19 AM] Crispy Bacon: omg yeah u are
[12:13:20 AM] [Matty]: really
[12:13:21 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:13:23 AM] [Matty]: a pc geek
[12:13:23 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah he is dead
[12:13:27 AM] Crispy Bacon: and u like scat porn
[12:13:29 AM] [Matty]: raah scary stuff
[12:13:30 AM] Crispy Bacon: i could hack ur pc
[12:13:32 AM] Crispy Bacon: easy
[12:13:35 AM] [Matty]: pfft
[12:13:36 AM] [Matty]: haha
[12:13:37 AM] Crispy Bacon: but... then theres the cops :S
[12:13:44 AM] Crispy Bacon: got into trouble last time
[12:13:47 AM] Crispy Bacon: (A) LA DEE DAH
[12:13:47 AM] [Matty]: yeah
[12:13:49 AM] Crispy Bacon: sure did
[12:13:50 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:13:50 AM] [Matty]: weirds
[12:13:53 AM] Crispy Bacon: weirds?
[12:13:54 AM] * [Matty] is now Offline
[12:13:56 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... thats not a noun
[12:13:59 AM] Crispy Bacon: you retard
[12:14:01 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:14:03 AM] [Matty]: ur feet are
[12:14:07 AM] [Matty]: they are like
[12:14:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: feet is a noun yes
[12:14:17 AM] Crispy Bacon: i can see your engrish is coming along
[12:14:20 AM] Kyle -- "aye: hahah
[12:14:22 AM] Crispy Bacon: my asian in appearance friend
[12:14:24 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:14:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: oh wait i said asian?
[12:14:35 AM] Crispy Bacon: i mean ugly small cocked yellow skinned
person
[12:14:44 AM] Kyle -- "aye: aaaaaaaaahahahahaha
[12:14:45 AM] [Matty]: im not asian
[12:14:50 AM] Crispy Bacon: ...DUH!!!!!
[12:14:55 AM] Crispy Bacon: LOL what a retard
[12:15:02 AM] Crispy Bacon: who rates his coolness on the availability
of fotos holding some alcoholic beverage
[12:15:05 AM] Crispy Bacon: it was me calling u ugly.
[12:15:07 AM] Crispy Bacon: not asian
[12:15:12 AM] [Matty]: haha
[12:15:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: too bad your stupid
[12:15:14 AM] [Matty]: its just a fucking photo
[12:15:15 AM] Crispy Bacon: either that or a slow typer
[12:15:18 AM] Crispy Bacon: wow can you keep up?
[12:15:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah i know it is
[12:15:21 AM] [Matty]: JUST A PHITI
[12:15:23 AM] Crispy Bacon: but you love it
[12:15:24 AM] [Matty]: PHOTO
[12:15:26 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah
[12:15:28 AM] Crispy Bacon: spell it right fuck head
[12:15:30 AM] Crispy Bacon: but you love it
[12:15:33 AM] [Matty]: love it
[12:15:36 AM] Crispy Bacon: you think about sticking the bottle to ur
ass
[12:15:38 AM] Crispy Bacon: you sure do
[12:15:41 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:15:42 AM] Crispy Bacon: you masturbate over it
[12:15:43 AM] [Matty]: its just a fucking beer
[12:15:44 AM] [Matty]: wows
[12:15:44 AM] Crispy Bacon: cos your gay
[12:15:45 AM] [Matty]: im so cool man
[12:15:46 AM] Crispy Bacon:
[12:15:48 AM] [Matty]: i drink beer
[12:15:48 AM] Crispy Bacon: yeah u are
[12:15:49 AM] [Matty]: wows
[12:15:50 AM] [Matty]: im so cool
[12:15:52 AM] [Matty]: look at me evryone
[12:15:53 AM] Kyle -- "aye: omg a beer no way how cool are you
[12:15:54 AM] Crispy Bacon: beer tastes like shit btw.
[12:15:54 AM] [Matty]: wows
[12:15:58 AM] Kyle -- "aye: yep
[12:16:00 AM] Crispy Bacon: wow ONE BEEER!?
[12:16:03 AM] Kyle -- "aye: OMG
[12:16:05 AM] Crispy Bacon: if only i was drinking it..
[12:16:05 AM] [Matty]: to each there own
[12:16:10 AM] Kyle -- "aye: TOTALLY WASTED
[12:16:11 AM] Crispy Bacon: then you might be attractive
[12:16:12 AM] Crispy Bacon: ... maybe
[12:16:15 AM] Kyle -- "aye: lol
[12:16:17 AM] Crispy Bacon: probly not tho
[12:16:20 AM] Kyle -- "aye: haha
[12:16:21 AM] [Matty]: haha
[12:16:21 AM] Crispy Bacon: you'd probly look more asian
[12:16:25 AM] Kyle -- "aye: roffle
[12:16:26 AM] [Matty]: asian
[12:16:28 AM] [Matty]: yeaahs
[12:16:30 AM] [Matty]: totallys
[12:16:30 AM] Crispy Bacon: its funny tho
[12:16:32 AM] [Matty] has left the conversation.
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sorry to anyone offended, but it had to be done.